L-dawg's Journal: DIY. do it yourself

Call me paranoid, but I think that the coffee-boy was mean to me today. He's usually really nice. Man, it's like, how would you feel if your crack dealer all of a sudden started being mean? I don't know what to do.

Do you ever get the feeling of impending doom, accompanied by the feeling that you've been through this before (educated people may refer to this as deja vu), and you know exactly how it turns out, and none of it is good? That is not a nice feeling.

Today I learned that there is an "up and coming" programming language called Nice. When you write a program with this language it is called a Nice program. :-) I wish I could write Nice code. :-) I tried to be cool by telling schmooly about the Nice programming language but he one-upped me by revealing that I didn't know about the nice command in unix. hmpf.

Yesdogs is trying to set up the logistics for our upcoming trip to the burn sites near L.A. for her 117 class project. She hasn't exactly heard back from people yet, apparently the sites are behind police lines and UCSB researchers already got kicked out. This is potentially a very interesting 12-hour roundtrip drive on Thanksgiving weekend. I have faith in yesdogs. We start driving right after the gluttony at nofun's place.

Nofungus gave me a "rock-like" plant for my b-day:
oh, it was no problem, and i'm glad i could come and give you something that was green and not-green. i envisioned one of two scenarios involving that plant. either the hardiness of the plant would awaken in you an appreciation of life and an optimism previously rare in you or it would be the object of your stress and rage and would die a quick death. either way, it'll be useful.

Note: I haven't watered the plant or given it sunlight yet, but I've only had it for 3 days or so, that's not being negligent, is it?

Note: stress and rage??

Schmooly showed me this link: personality disorder test.

Here are my results:
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

more info.
I must've hit some of the radio buttons incorrectly, why aren't I highly antisocial and avoidant?

Please take the test and tell me your results so I can determine if I still want to be your friend.

I tried it.

[Organized Konfusion]

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

URL of the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_ test.mv
URL for more info: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/disorder_information2 .html

competition

[L-dawg]

Whoever has the most disorders wins. I'm still winning.

ACs

[L-dawg]

Anonymous Cowards disqualified, correctomundo!

Be proud of those disorders.

however

[L-dawg]

Anonymous Cowards please still post your results for entertainment purposes. You may sign with a fake nickname. Thank you.

copy

[L-dawg]

Sorry, I had to plagarize from the .plan to finish the story:

Date: Wed, 26 Nov 2003 04:20:27 -0500 (EST)
From: bossy
To: me
Subject: stupid test

hee hee, f***er:

Disorder Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

how did i end up LESS narcissistic than you? AND more histrionic?! this test is dumb.

can we still be friends?

Date: Wed, 26 Nov 2003 10:14:13

m-w

[L-dawg]

I meant plagiarize. Sigh. Well all that I've learned is that most of my friends are narcissistic. And one is highly histrionic.