I went to that link expecting to see mecha capable of transforming into fighter, battroid, and GERWALK modes; I was sadly disappointed.

Quite so.

* Pours out some of his 0x28 ounce *

I'd say shoggoths, if it were Antarctica.

Like arsenic and cadmium?

... the US economy needs Buckaroo Banzai.

...warlocks.

I live in Ohio, in Lucas County (which voted 60% Kerry btw). Apparently didn't make much of a difference. >_

I'm also looking into moving to Canada. I was going to move back to Seattle in the summer, but Vancouver BC is looking more and more like a good alternative.