250 Million for the Monte Python theme song? eh?

I am in charge of IT at my office; staff under me are paid hourly, this has been dictated down from our human resource department. HR keeps telling me that there are new regulations not allowing IT staff to be exempt from overtime as salary employees because of massive abuse in the IT field. They also are telling me that oversight organizations are heavily monitoring for abuse. Additionally, HR forces me to have my staff get overtime approved 2 weeks in advance. I think HR read some random article somewhere and is turning opinion into fact, but I am not an expert in the salary field. I have great staff, but technically when we have a service fail late at night and my Senior Engineer restarts the service remotely we are breaking all sorts of internal rules. It is my wish to move all non-tier one staff to exempt salaries, but I need information to combat HR’s ‘they have to be hourly’ stance. Anyone out there an expert on these rules that could explain them in a comment?

That doctors will now have to consult a computer program before giving an Rx.... ABOUT DARN TIME.

Please Identify which animal is a Eierlegende Wollmilchsau.

Was I the only person who thought it said Wordpress?

All I can think of is some terrorists in some large animal costume walking around in the desert is all it takes to make this technology 100% waist of my taxpayer money.

God chooses physically creating Hawking rather then replacing himself with Hawking. Hey Hawking, when you start to approach a singularity with all the 'stuff' in the universe physics like we know them go out the window. I am sure that disproved God. I use to think Hawkings was very smart, then I realized he was just an Atheist always trying to disprove God. This is nothing new, maybe we will disprove this new press release from Mr Hawkings in 2 or three weeks, maybe we can't. But I still have never seen a 'God doesn't exist' article from this man.

Another adapter, will the system tell me how much electricity the monitoring system is pulling?

Exactly the same thing I thought. Where do you sign up for the second foundation?
/we are all just pawns of a robot with ESP.

Tell him if you can't listen to music while you program then you will just publish his porn browsing habits to the shareholders. Or. That you will tell his secretary's Marine husband that yo have been banging her while he has been stationed over seas.

This just in Canada has found the end of the internet.. and it is a big red "X".

Can it pull up next to a nuclear sub or aircraft carrier and recharge? 33 million... how much does a small reactor cost in comparison?

And what are the rules of salvage in space anyway? Finders keepers. The spacebot would have to change altitude and direction a lot. Somehow I think fuel would become a big issue. If it collected it would also gain more mass and require more fuel to change direction and altitude. Collecting does not seem to be the answer because of mass. It would have to be a pretty inteligent bot if it were to release water vapor clouds as well. You might inadvertently take down something important that can not correct it's own altitude quick enough. I think the whole idea is a nightmare in logistics and devise, it could take a really long time to devise a workable solution/

I thought the tag line was "So good we skipped a version" I remember they went from 3.12 to 3.14 shortly before that with the same excuse.

So all I have to do is leave my cellphone home and I can go commit crimes? What is the world coming too?