Am I the only one who read that as Large Hardon Collider is a Time Machine?

Who doesn't want to wear the ribbon?!

All I know is I'm gonna make my way to the White House and steal some of those money tree seeds because it's not fair that Obama is the only one who gets to use them!

1-20-09: The beginning of a new error... God HELP America

That is not funny at all. Comparing Obama to Jesus Christ is absolute blasphemy.