Thanks. You just broke my internet!

I just rolled up this entire site!

Great for getting rid of troll comments!

Kill Hitler? You can't kill him! Haven't you read "Wikihistory"?
http://www.abyssandapex.com/200710-wikihistory.html

This idea was more elaborately thought out in "The Light of Other Days" by Clarke and Baxter. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Light_of_Other_Days

Where does it say that it has to be the animal?

You probably won't believe it, but it really was a Hamster in my case. I use a small news server to load Usenet newsgroups called "Hamster" and yesterday I had some problems with it, because some files didn't update correctly. So my Hamster failed me.

I don't get it either.

I don't like putting something on my eyes, that's why I wear glasses and not contact lenses. I would love to wear AR-enhanced glasses, but contact lenses?

And wouldn't it be simpler to implement this technology into glasses (bigger surface) too?

Homeschooling is like incest for knowledge!

In a school, you're permanently confronted with other people and ideas, so you can develop your own view of the world by examining and choosing different subjects of knowledge.

At home, your parents teach only what they know themselves and you'll teach the same knowledge to your children and so on. There will be no evolution.

Jurassic Park? The aurochs went extinct in 1627, so it would be more like Medieval Park.

"We do what we must, because we can."

No! Not Helvetica! Don't they know the dangers of a possible Helvetica Scenario?

Twenty browser windows! And all of them show Slashdot!

Inconceiveable? I do not think that word means what you think it means.

Didn't anybody brief the pigeon? Perhaps it was a bird scientist?

This amazon article's comments are nearly as good as the Tuscan Milk one's!