Wow, that *does* sound like a deep, complex plan. I never made it past the "bribe" and "kickback" steps.

Now that I think about it, the list I considered only mentioned those two..

Of course! A ridiculous postulate. On an entirely unrelated note, the county is also asking power consumers to bring their own lube.

So when the battery dies, you can throw the whole device away!

And asset fluctuations like that can have terrifying consequences.

Your friend's perspective is appalling. I mean, why can't he understand the dream that everyone in the eleven original, um, autonomous regions, direct-administered municipalities, and special administrative regions had when they sailed to this land from, I want to say, the middle of the Pacific ocean?

My apologies, I think I just confused myself.

I *was* surprised, however, that it's one of the few smartphones currently marketed in the United States that has a microSD slot. I guess I'm also surprised it wasn't marketed as "freedom storage." So that's two surprises there on my part.

If it actually accommodates and accesses microSD cards properly, that'll be a third surprise. If not, well, I suppose that was to be expected.

Reading 3000 pages of AI output? To overextend the metonym, Is that better or worse than having your liver eaten by an eagle every day?

A lot of these toolkits are pretty nice these days, and definitely affordable.

I think IP68 sort of covers both immersion and jets.

The audio behind a Cast Away sequel?

Don't they already employ workers that are reasonably familiar with these situations?

What about the phones themselves? Even better when they have to be built and shipped in a rush.

Does she really need to be messing with code? I think she should just come up with a few recipes and license out her name.

But more is always better! Except when it comes to stuff like, I dunno, turning a knob in a control system. In this case, the knob is neurochemical in nature.

Hah! Spoken like a lesser being who lacks neurochemical and neuroanatomical privilege.