Don't you have to wait until they're sexually mature before you can use them as a breeding pair? Although, I can see where the authenticating part comes in, I don't know the complexities of sexing them to make sure they *are* a breeding pair in the first place.

Or scrape up $50 for a bidet so you can cut your toilet paper costs significantly.

Yup, sounds about right. Maybe if they brought back the corporate death penalty, it would rein in some of the more heinous transgressions of business education and practice. Then again, public benefit corporations exist, and I figure business people need education for those as well.

Depending on where the shares were acquired and where you reside, you can check that state's unclaimed property website.

I think it was just looking for love.

Didn't these people need the money to support themselves in the first place?

Or it was looking around for stuff on the Internet that it inferred should exist. You know, because it thinks it's people and will do those kinds of things from time to time.

They just haven't been paying attention.

Don't start none, won't be none.

I'll start you off. Between

• artificial intelligence's ability to examine, summarize, and hallucinate large amounts of project documentation across multiple areas of concern,
• how important and trivial decisions are actually made (poorly) by humans, and
• how nuclear reactor funding happens
  • I bet you can assemble something.

If only they colocated some research scientists at the transplant locations and gave the staff/patients incentives or discounts to round up the data.

I mean, extending the lives of super-rich people is noble and all, but if you could collect the experimental data to help the unwashed masses, well, then, now you've got a whole new way for youth to support the lives of the elderly other than through Social Security taxes.

You wouldn't be able to tell that by looking at their website.

You're just jaded. And better that people perform stunts involving this kind of CTE, than the other kind.

So the government can now delegate and automate even the production of hallucinations. Inevitable, I guess.

Horrifying or brilliant? Why not both?