Yup. Might as well call a friend at that point.

Those corporate fat-cat taxi drivers, always trying to screw the little guy! Seriously, maybe I'm ok with it as long as the driver is getting the extra money. If the driver gets a small bonus and the rest goes to Uber, well, maybe a little less sympathy.

With *fabulous* front yards.

It's more a political thing -- they get a lot of funding from Big Malaria.

I don't know why you'd need a special grant to just observe students in the temporary overflow classroom trailers after lunch on chili day.

Math is hard!

In follow-up news, Richard M. Stallman was served a subpoena to thoroughly explain the 'recursive' acronym, and additionally, to brief the jury on the facts of the case.

In an unusual exception, both the prosecution and defense agreed that popcorn would be provided free to the court, both parties, and spectators to the case.

Is that true? I thought that only the proceeds from property sales and funds from employers and financial institutions could be seized for unpaid taxes, and that, through the court system.

Well, there you go:

• Get in touch with parent poster
• Get in touch with your team
• Charge each of them to put them in touch with the other one
• Profit!

That's a *HORRIBLE* idea. You start thinking you can write that program, then generalization takes you down the internationalization/localization route, then you learn about character sets, font design considerations for new scripts, the political/international/interplanetary aspects of character encodings, and ... down that way lies madness. I think I need to lie down now.

Damn straight.

If they could answer those kinds of questions, wouldn't they have become lawyers instead? Seems like it would pay a lot more and keep them a lot safer.

Who's a good girl? Whoooo's a good girl?

By which he means in about a quarter, when he has to produce another earnings report. I think he's confused by how an ostensibly human heart is supposed to sound.

TV Reporter: Can you give me an example of one of those?
Protestor: Just Google it! They're all over the intertubes!

Furries ruin everything.

Plus, it's unlikely getting stuck in a particle collider will give you mutant powers.