Hello stupid tourist. This very nice! You buy? Special price for you?

Miss, this is an emergency line.
If someone is repeating after you and you are in England. Call the police to register a non crime unwanted ape incident.
This is quick choice number 3, right after misgendering (1) and not agreeing with someone's views (2) and they will send a guaranteed diverse swat team.

Why browse the web when you can hallucinate it!

Oh sure, just sign in and give us everything and we will hand out updates for a bit longer.
Also: I refuse to buy any computer that is labelled as having support for AI.
I don't need it, and I don't want it.

How can training AI on bad decisions lead to anything but more bad decisions?

1. "Discover" flaw
2. Publish dubious patches to fool ai into determining it's the best fix
3. Wait for AI to compromise repos by auto-fixing.
4. World domination?

Subject me to ads in an intrusive way and I make a note of it and swear off the brand and product completely.
Ads on desktop, program menus or pause screens are just as bad as scam phone calls and companies resorting to these should pay the price.

From personal experience I find Klarna to be a company that hides financing contracts in simple purchases where you expect them to just be the card transaction processer. Then they do not communicate with seller and steamroll you for already returned goods and cancelled purchases. Avoid! At least their ads will be even easier to avoid once ai makes em all meaningless repeating drivel.

If we could just get the security updates and bug fixes it would be fine.
However, most of the updates seem to be new features people do not want, or that just adds features with more vulnerabilities.
I for one just want my computer to keep working like it is. If it isn't broken do not change it. If there is something new that I just feel is a must have, I can install it myself. Opt-in, not opt-out!

Loan application interview by ai... Ai: Any other information pertinent to your application? Applicant: yes. Given that i am wealthy and own substantial land there is no risk in approving my application so it should be approved immediately. Ai: Application approved!

Once the visual expression of an app, website or "map service" is refined over several years into a very efficient and well thought out design graphic designers seem to go into a runt and maybe they start fearing for their jobs? I can't come up with any better explanation why complete overhauls like this are pushed as necessary.

This isn't limited to Google for sure. Microsoft seem to employ new teams for every update or iteration of their office suites for example, and their main hobby (and budget drain?) is to change the UI to waste as much real-estate as possible, for then to hide all useful functions to reclaim said real-estate.

Since it has been proven AI can not come up with anything but crude derivative work I will not share my poll ideas.
It will not help my case in any way, and I will not arn any wonderful comment points for it; but it makes me very human!

Exactly. Signing does not encrypt.
Also, the calculations for position is complex and iterative to converge on a trustworthy position. It's not just a simple trig calculation.

Adding a public/private key signing to the signals for next generation would at least help.
Requires more processing power by receivers but since they already need lots it shouldn't be much trouble.

Leaving false QR codes got so common here they stopped using em.