Thanks, I'm glad you liked it!

The relevant difference among these statements is that Reiser might, in fact, have murdered his wife in cold blood. I was going to say that the jury is still out, but of course that's not just a figure of speech in this case; according to Wikipedia, they will be convened in May.

The rest of the post was sort of funny, but that part was unjustifiable. Let the law do its work.