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Sleep Mailing 195

Doctors have reported the first case of someone using the internet while asleep, when a sleeping woman sent emails to people asking them over for drinks and caviar. The 44-year-old woman found out what she had done after a would be guest phoned her about it the next day. While asleep the woman turned on her computer, logged on by typing her username and password then composed and sent three emails. Each mail was in a random mix of upper and lower cases, unformatted and written in strange language. One read: "Come tomorrow and sort this hell hole out. Dinner and drinks, 4.pm,. Bring wine and caviar only." Another said simply, "What the......." If I had known that researchers were interested in unformatted, rambling email I would have let them read my inbox. They could start a whole new school of medicine.

Comment First things first (Score 1) 295

Before you make the switch:

  1. Calculate your monthly household expenses.
  2. Open a high interest savings account. EmigrantDirect, ING, whatever.
  3. Deposit 3 months expenses. This is your emergency fund. Don't touch it.
  4. Save up an an additional 1-2 months expenses. This is float money. Keep it in your checking account or an easily accessible savings.
  5. Investigate your retirement plan options.
  6. Ask friends and family to recommend a good accountant.
  7. Decide what form of business you'll be operating. Sole prop., LLC, S corp., etc.

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