Answer: Try employing a gay nigger (Score -1, Troll)

* Are you gay?
* Are you a nigger?
* Are you a GAY NIGGER?

If you answered "Yes" to any of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!

Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.

Why not sign up now? It's quick and easy, only 2 simple steps!

First, you have to obtain a copy of "GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE" and watch it.

Second, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.

Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.

If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

-A Proud and Gay Nigger

P.S. To keep this post on topic, the GNAA feels that free software is always better than Microsoft-ware.

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