jesus touched my junk liberally (Score -1)

jesus touched my junk liberally. he strapped me to his cross and he couldnt keep his offensive hands off of me. he was performing many red flag touches. i couldnt believe what the fuck was going on. i told jesus that the church would not approve of the son of god touching an atheist for free.

it doesn't help at all that jesus has been spun out after touching everyone's junk. He can hardly see straight after touching lazarus's diseased junk. How is he possibly going to explain this to the pope when he doesnt save the next soul in distress? They'll make him drop trou in front of the Pharisees again. There it is. Judas Iscariot just called and asked why jesus hasn't been crucified. He has to go.