The first DS I bought on launch day is still working fine (despite being peed on by a cat), and I still have about twenty two games I haven't even started on it, so I can't justify buying this magical box of Nintendo magic just yet.

No, using dice could lead to repetitive stress injuries. Kids are now advised to download a dice app, or have their mommies do it for them.

It's the buzzword that comes with the most knowing nods from people who have no idea what it is.

That scenario would make one helluva movie starring Jason Statham.