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Comment Cartoon Network finally updating to adult cartoons (Score 1) 100

Note this is my personal opions on cartoons and anime if you are offended, I apoloigse for stepping on your toes, but being able to say this stuff is what I wasted six years of my life in the navy for.

For Once I am glad that CN is getting its head out of the toilet humor department. sure the vintage cartoons like:

Scooby Doo --The Cartoon that makes you wonder who is behind the bad guy mask, who is really doing who, and what is really in those scobby snacks.

Johnny Quest -Where did they go today and why did they bother to redo the whole dang thing, and will Johnny ever grow up I mean he was a kid when I was young. Oh to have all that fun and neat toys and stay young forever.

GI Joe --When it was good thing to be in the military, when national pride ment going out and spending your money of a 2 inch tall hunk was paramount Feh they never showed the Down side and real way the military is that was all glamor boy junk, don't get me started on how horrid the benifits of service really are. Bad food and Underpaid just short of welfare and we have to like it about sums it up.

Transformers--(Sigh) a sad marketing campaign for the toys but it had its moments in an almost anime sort of way.

He-Man --See tranformers and add in flames from NOW about it be chovenistic when really it did not really care about that issue after all it was there to sell the toy.

Hanna Barbera-Where oh where did these good toons go oh where oh were can they be well cartoon network is picking alot of them up thank
you Uncle Ted for holding on to these for us.

Tom and Jerry-Senceless violence that a whole nation enjoyed without crying out that it will corrupt our young impressionable minds, why oh why
cant we have more of this. Every one well almost everyone can remember laughing at T&J some time in their life. Dangit T&J 2004 all the way.

Popeye --Is he Navy is Coasty it dont matter he helped get us though WWII then went downhill with no benifits go figure.

Looney Toons--For the CAD in us all looney toons was not ment for kids when it came out but then now no one seems to notice the very adult themes in this one any more and the next generation of them have been sanitized for our young "tiny toons" anyone.

are worthy of being on the CN they also had a flood of crud toons that IMHO are not worth the time like:

Cow and Chicken--Ugh ok this if a few cow chips and chicken specks short of a manure pile nuf said, personaly I would rather subject my kids to Elmo all day long instead of this junk.

Johney Brovo -- Another Junk toon except this one lets see the world stupidest egomaniac get turned down every episiode.

I am Weasle -- Not really that funny borderline stupid.

Power puff girls -- Gack, cough, hack, sputter.

after all if we wanted braindead we toilet cartoons we could find old stand bys like
Ren an Stempy -- The ultimate in groos toon thank the slime factory at MTV for this one, which they pawned off on NICK who Pawned it off somewhere else.

Bevis and Butthead-"Hehehe, hey Bevis we made the list thats Kewl""Shut-up Butmunch he only put us here for toilet humor" "hehehe you said toilet" "hehehe yes I guess I did hehehe I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO"

So the introduction of Amime is a good thing, but IMHO they should go fro some the better quality stuff not.

Dragon Ball Z--When will the hurting stop mommy, they are showing us the butchered version make them stop. (spent time stationed in japan and saw the real thing we are sucking bad in copairision. but then we got ripped on every good thing that got sent out of there just look at final fantasy and dragon warior.)

Speed Racer -- Would be great it it had more veriety and did not seem so dated. can't compain too loudly about the artwork because that was what had made speed racer what it was.

Pokeeman -- OK the oringal japanize version of this (pocket monsters) one will give you fits the American version again is doped down.

If they need stuff theat will fly just under the sensors they should go with,

Socerer Hunters (aka Spell wars)-- magic is bad so lets have a which hunt using people with magic.

Those who hunt Elves --Good storyline bad implemetation but then that is the sanitized ADV version for you.

Record of the Lotus wars -- Maybee just a little too deep for our current dumbed down america.

Heroic ledgend Arslan-- see lotus wars.

and for primetime movies

Vampire hunter D--A classic if I ever saw one, wish it was still in production.

Battle Angel--Another Classic must see if you think all Anime is bad this one might change your mind.

Neon Genisis--I never realized the full potental of this one intil I watched 0:1 thru 0:13 the first time.

Super Antrinon- Call me a kook but I would say this one seems almost pre second impact. Almost sets up Neon Genisis Nicley.

Ghost in the shell-- Nother Deep classic if you aint seen it you dont know what your missing.

finally for midnight showings when parents have most control over their children.

Hevey metal (original)-- American adult comics at their best biger louder nastier than any others god bless the USA.

Urrokidoji (sp)-- Ok scrach this. This is so close to henti it will never get on Amererican airwaves.

Curse of Yoma- Another Deep one.. if you dont have an open mind dont bother with it. It will go over your head.

Akira - YEAH ULTRA-VIOLENCE that would make Alex from clockwork orange either Cream himself or Dang near Snuff it.

Most the others that would be deemed too violent or have content that pushes the boarder line.

Well enough ranting, I know "BAD LICH back to your Floorboards and stay"

Khelben H. Vasq

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