For some reason nobody wants the beer I brewed from the urine resyc

I actually agree with this. I do in fact use free alternatives no matter how crashy, shitty and unintuitive they are.

Took the chickenshit way out and punched his own ticket. Must have taken himself by surprise.

I feel like the kid that saved all his paper route money and bought a new bike only for it to fall apart.

I vaguely recall this. I still use my original hotmail address, had it since I was about 16 I think? I just turned 37.

I'm glad this whole this is still Opt In and I can safely ignore it for now.

Yeah it flat out missed the boat didn't it?

Is the GUI still run on X these days? I never really understood why distros stuck with that when I was a teen in the 90's.

Can't come fast enough IMO.

The Russians now know what kind of messed up porn I'm into! The shame!

Is there abuse in BSD Kernel development like linux?

I don't need more that six_fdsff*@five doLLaRs!?? Get oUtta herE

Kind of makes sense now that you mention it.

TBH I think linux distros just missed the boat. I remember back when many things didn't 'just work' and digging in text config files was frustrating when many things were stubbornly undocumented. That might be not be the case now but... too late?

Can you only vote for one of two people in a U.S. election?