Comment A Good, Simple Phone (Score 1) 623
"Why can't I buy *just a phone*? You can. There are lots of nice *tiny* ones with no features. I have the Panasonic A100, for example. No camera, black and white screen; but the battery lasts forever, it works great, and it can fit anywhere. It's GSM, so in the US that means you need T-Mobile or Cingular (I believe). But the rest of the world it will work with no complications.
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