Comment Re:sit down to piss (Score 2, Insightful) 473
Even if you sit to #1, you still have to aim, silly. It isn't a hands-free endeavour!
When you turn on a firehose attached to a dinghy it will fly out of control.
When you turn on a firehose attached to a barge it generally doesn't affect the direction of the barge.
Just sayin'.
