It's funny how this happened right after Microsoft released the source code of Windows 7 to the Russian government...Just sayin...

Well first off, that is not the only method of acquiring samples. Second, the VirusTotal report uses default settings right? So it uses limited heuristics, therefore providing an inaccurate representation of real world AV results for those of us who properly configured our scanners. Am I right?

yes i totally agree! like polygraphs this cannot be totally accurate. Someone could easily have unknowing passengers carrying out their dirty work while they pass through security weaponless, then recover their materials after security checkpoints.

LMAO I love the mashthekeypad tag that's hilarious!