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Comment Inauguration Anthem (Score 1) 589

Inauguration Anthem
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Barry Obama, voters at your feet,
Wonder how you'll manage to make ends meet.
Who'll finance imports, who will pay the debt?
Just eleven trillion and we'll be set.

Petro-bucks are borrowed in profusion.
Middle kingdom creep in like a nun.
Dodgy automakers' cash infusion.
See how they run.

Barry Obama, bailouts for the banks.
Wonder how you'll manage when all else tanks.

See how they run.
Barry Obama, soon in Lincoln's bed,
Listen to the lobbyists in your head.

Monday afternoon is never ending.
Tuesday morning coronation fun.
Wednesday night your promises absconding.
See how they run.

Barry Obama, voters at your feet,
Wonder how you'll manage to make ends meet.

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