What could you possibly break on a LED Maglite?
You sir are obviously NOT married, If marriage has only taught me two things it would be A) Every question is a trick question NO exceptions and B) NOTHING is "Unbreakable", nothing.
"What's wrong with Flash?"
I was never a big fan of Mr. Gordon myself, more of a ninja turtle kinda guy.
Time to take stock. Go home with some office supplies.