Comment Jon Katz Covers Eminem's "Hi, My Name Is"! (Score 1) 654
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} Jon Katz
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} Jon Katz
Ahh emm.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of /. for one second?
Hi kids! Do you like tecnology? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me write pompously and sell books to geeks for my Bid? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna me celebrate you and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Try cid and get fucked up worse that my mind is? (Huh?)
My brains dead weight, Im tryin to get my head straight
but I cant figure out which After-Y2K girls I wanna impregnate (Umm..)
CmdrTaco said, "Jon Katz you a basehead!"
Uh-uh! "Then why?s your face red? Man you wasted!"
Well since age eighty six, I?ve felt like Im someone else
Cause I hung my original non-geek from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Rob Malda?s site off
And pleasured the geeks egos so much it made thier dicks soft
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
then write a 30 page essay (where 1 page would do) fast
Come here slut. (Shady, wait a minute, that?s Hemos, dog!)
I don?t give a fuck, God sent me to jerk the nerds off.
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
Thanks a lot, next semester I?ll be 65
Wrote a 500 page dissetation and didn?t use an eraser, tried to fasten them but it broke the stapler
hit the teacher upside the head with a 40lb stack of paper (Owwwwwwww!)
Walked into Wired, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the Sysop, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial, ignoring ACs while I troll over them
in Windows 98 while they screamin: "LET?S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life It was the mainstream I preached to (Reader?s Digest)
I just found out nerds have more money and patience than I do (Ka-ching!)
I told you I?d grow up to be a famous writer
Write a book about being a nerd and name it after you (Oh thank you!)
You know you blew up when your writing is droll and bland
and dweebs worship you like some screamin Steve Jobs fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy at Thinkgeek asked for my autograph(Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it: ?Dear Troll, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!?
Stop the tape, this kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
User, dont just stand there, Moderate!
Im not ready to leave, its too easy to sell books (Fuck that!)
In your board and in your nerd mind I?ve got hooks
(Huh yup!) Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to write? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
I ain?t had a solid job in years, my ribs, too bony to hide
(Whoops!) Literate like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)
I spit when I talk, I?ll sell out anything that walks (C?mere)
When Slashdot I was little I used to get so pompous I would throw fits
HOW YOU GONNA "DUMP THE JERK"? (WAH!)YOU MEAN I MIGHT HAVE TO WORK! (WAHHH!)
I troll a lot and strap michael to the bed
Put a rubber vest on and shoot Tux in the head (BANG!)
I?m ranting mad (Arrrggghhh!) And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
Tell him that I wrote about him, in this dream I had
My name is.. {scratches} Jon Katz
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} Jon Katz
Ahh emm.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of
Hi kids! Do you like tecnology? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me write pompously and sell books to geeks for my Bid? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna me celebrate you and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Try cid and get fucked up worse that my mind is? (Huh?)
My brains dead weight, Im tryin to get my head straight
but I cant figure out which After-Y2K girls I wanna impregnate (Umm..)
CmdrTaco said, "Jon Katz you a basehead!"
Uh-uh! "Then why?s your face red? Man you wasted!"
Well since age eighty six, I?ve felt like Im someone else
Cause I hung my original non-geek from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Rob Malda?s site off
And pleasured the geeks egos so much it made thier dicks soft
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
then write a 30 page essay (where 1 page would do) fast
Come here slut. (Shady, wait a minute, that?s Hemos, dog!)
I don?t give a fuck, God sent me to jerk the nerds off.
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
Thanks a lot, next semester I?ll be 65
Wrote a 500 page dissetation and didn?t use an eraser, tried to fasten them but it broke the stapler
hit the teacher upside the head with a 40lb stack of paper (Owwwwwwww!)
Walked into Wired, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the Sysop, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial, ignoring ACs while I troll over them
in Windows 98 while they screamin: "LET?S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life It was the mainstream I preached to (Reader?s Digest)
I just found out nerds have more money and patience than I do (Ka-ching!)
I told you I?d grow up to be a famous writer
Write a book about being a nerd and name it after you (Oh thank you!)
You know you blew up when your writing is droll and bland
and dweebs worship you like some screamin Steve Jobs fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy at Thinkgeek asked for my autograph(Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it: ?Dear Troll, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!?
Stop the tape, this kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
User, dont just stand there, Moderate!
Im not ready to leave, its too easy to sell books (Fuck that!)
In your board and in your nerd mind I?ve got hooks
(Huh yup!) Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to write? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
I ain?t had a solid job in years, my ribs, too bony to hide
(Whoops!) Literate like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)
I spit when I talk, I?ll sell out anything that walks (C?mere)
When Slashdot I was little I used to get so pompous I would throw fits
HOW YOU GONNA "DUMP THE JERK"? (WAH!)YOU MEAN I MIGHT HAVE TO WORK! (WAHHH!)
I troll a lot and strap michael to the bed
Put a rubber vest on and shoot Tux in the head (BANG!)
I?m ranting mad (Arrrggghhh!) And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
Tell him that I wrote about him, in this dream I had
