"and, of course, the Squirrels."

Really this is the worst thing I've ever seen posted on this site in the over 10 years I've been a daily visitor.

I really hate babies

I agree with this approach. Unless she was a repeat Jolly Rancher offender, a note home would have definitely been sufficient. I must say, I do appreciate the rules against candy. Helping kids eat better since they are too young to understand why kale is good for you is a good thing. I know parents that let their kids eat loads of processed foods and it just makes me sick

That is another *really* good point to consider. I don't care whether you were innovative or not, screaming on the top of your lungs for people to buy your product, hell, giving it away for free--to stand out amongst the crowd of games released at that time was damn near impossible.