Toasters could be way better.
Shorter toasting times through more intense heat radiation (just a few extra grams of metal in the wires), burn prevention for the toast and the user, more ergonomic knobs; but what about the really good stuff: what about a color sensor so that you can set your toast to come out "looking like this"? Presets for different family members' toast-doneness preferences? Seriously--"bagel" is the best they can do?
Too bad that Steve Jobs died. He was pretty much our only hope for cool stuff like this. If you can name another guy who cares as much as he did about the product, and actually runs the company, I would love to hear it--really. And no, Dell does not count. Please.
The bogosity meter just pegged.