Mice with human Brains escape! (Score 1)

Genetic altered Mice with human brains escaped the confines of the scientific community and after weeks of searching were found and arrested by police. Most were being pursued by female mice in angry paternity lawsuits, nearly all of them were obese from drinking large amounts of beer and cheese puffs. Violent mouse gang activity between black mice wearing Oakland Raider clothing agianst a rival white mouse gang wearing the San Diego Charger logos. A red furred mouse was arrested after a fight with a tranvestite mouse hitchhiker. Several other mice were seen standing on soap boxes speaking long dialoges of lies an innuendo attempting to gain political office. Half were dead in wars fought over territory and vauge ambiguous mouse gods. A small group had kidnapped some humans and were performing medical experiments involving placing mouse brains into human bodies, with some very positive results. One mouse changed the color of his fur, joined the Jehovah Witnesses and began moon dancing.