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Comment We should be more helpful (Score 1) 783

Everyone who didn't write the virus should send SCO an email, to eliminate themselves from the enquiry.

Send them a mugshot for identification purposes. Of someone else, of course (otherwise they'll bust your ugly ass for running Linux) and best zip it up a few times, to give their antivirus something to do.

If you don't get a response, best send it again in case they had a problem. Luckily, we stole cron(8) from them so it's easy to automate this.

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