The website shows 4 different colors for it and amazon is selling it for $3,499.99. I think if I was going to spend that much money, I'd wait for Shark X. I'd rather have a leaping shark on my desk than an old moldy shoe.

You look at the up close pictures of them and you see they're covered with dirt. You would think that they'd clean the dirt off the bodies when they examine them. And it appears they left so much dirt on them that the box they're in, around their bodies, is a few inches of dirt. Do you think maybe they're vampires sleeping in the dirt from their homeland and just need a little blood to come back to life?

Because! The list of why there are so many languages is as long as the list of languages.

Yeah, the problem is everyone is working from home and shopping online. It's not the terrible crime problem and having to thread your way thru all the homeless to get to the stores. Tearing out the old buildings which for the most part are just fine isn't going to solve the problem. This ignoring the 'petty' crime thing was tried back in the late 60's and early 70's and it didn't work out then either.

These guys are trying for an Ig Nobel Prize.

Yes, they do, but it's not a log, it's a factory the built but pulled out of and won't be using. Which then begs to be asked, why should we believe they're serious about a factory. It's more likely they're fishing for kickbacks.

Quantum Internet will allow Communication between the Quantum Sewers and Quantum DNA Lab to track your poop thru the sewers to the oceans. The Quantum Fisheries will be able to track which fish has eaten you poop so you won't have to eat your own Sh*t like the people who wrote this crap article.