Play on words here... Maybe its Lipstick on a pigs platform, as IIS SUCKS balls.

ISAPI == worthless in the context of using it for Apache. Most of its 'features' are well implemented in Apache with no need for ISAPI unless you're running very specialized apps that make extensive use of ISAPI.

Changing request data (URLs or headers) sent by the client # mod_rewrite
Controlling which physical file gets mapped to the URL # mod_rewrite
Controlling the user name and password used with anonymous or basic authentication #.htacess
Modifying or analyzing a request after authentication is complete # mod_rewrite
Modifying a response going back to the client #mod_rewrite
Running custom processing on "access denied" responses #mod_rewrite/mod_redirect...
Running processing when a request is complete # #/bin/bash-sh-perl-python-etc...
Run processing when a connection with the client is closed # #/bin/bash-sh-perl-python-etc...
Performing special logging or traffic analysis. # tcpdump/webalyzer
Performing custom authentication. # .htaccess/apache.conf/conf.d
Handling encryption and compression. # mod_ssl/mod_gzip

What, are they TRYING to piss off their shareholders? I've never heard of anybody who wants to essentially tax themselves...

Mormons across the state are up in arms!

My mother originally worked AGAINST the ranch being 'bought out' by 'evil developers'. But after a year of working with unreasonable 'hippie' types (Babcock preservation partnership, I'm talking to you) ;-) she eventually sided with the developer (this is slashdot, the LAND developer) to build a 'green city' as their Environmental Affairs Director.

My background? 27 years old, 27 years in the solar energy field. Father has been in it for 30 years. I'm now the IT Manager for http://www.solarenergy.com/

/shameless plug

Congrats to all involved, solar is about to cross paths with Moore's law and with any luck my very abstract postulation that solar energy is infact the 'open source' of energy generation methods will be realized.

why go to the lengths of creating a botnet from scatch? Use open source software to achieve your idealistic vision of what constitutes world and cyberspace domination! I've already gotten a debian based botnet. Yes, its called DSH. here is my proof of concept. ~#$HOST=terrorists|boogeyman_du_jour|ex_wife|unknown ~# dsh -a ping -f -c X -S 1024 $HOST Implemented by your local friendly BOFH.