Me: "Yeah, but it was A CHICKEN. You are a HUMAN. Shouldn't that count for something?"
Learn the answer at any Chinese restaurant.
Except that you do not get any of that value unless someone else is willing to give you their money for it.
If only there was a place where one might find people willing to purchase stock...
"Aww, if you make me cry anymore, you'll fog up my helmet." -- "Visionaries" cartoon