Us: We humbly welcome you to our solar system in peace!
Them: Cute, our food is trying to say something to us!
Us: Please don't hurt us!
Them: Aha, food with a message, kind of like the fortune cookies mentioned in their "All you can eat, galactic, we are here for your dining pleasure, Earth is number 1 your bestest restaurant," beacon they have been sending out for the last 100 years.
Us: I think you are looking for the dolphins ...
Them: We wish to start with the one you call Lucy. We have a good feeling we are going to love her as opening appetizer! And where is this so called Island of Gilligan?