Comment My submission (Score 1) 367
Dolph Dolph the Dolphin. I mean, come on! If they picked this name no one would ever be able to think of a dolphin without thinking of Dolph Dolph the Dolphin, the MySQL mascot. It's golden.
Never appeal to a man's "better nature." He may not have one. Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage. -- Lazarus Long
