Comment Re:I think I just jizzed myself (Score 1) 280
You're not doing a very good job of hiding your insecurities.
Short of homeschooling/private school and keeping the idiot box turned off most of the time, I'm not sure how you'd go about keeping most of the bad influences away.
Well, we start there.
Yeah, keep them away from all those icky outside influences. Make sure they only hear what YOU want them to hear and learn only things YOU want them to know.
That'll keep them from being indoctrinated!
The universe does not have laws -- it has habits, and habits can be broken.