Jethro On Deathrow's Journal: It's been a while....

Well, it has been a couple months... nothing new really, same stuff over and over.

I would like to have sex with a woman, as I am tired of masturbating in the sink. Do you know how hard it is to do that and make it seem like you are brushing your teeth?

Damn hard. Like me.

Concealing the sound of maturbation

[Pervertus]

Leave the tap open, or take one of those noisy heat spreaders to the shower room and turn it on (assuming it's winter at your place).