Comment An important notice from Rob Malda (Score -1) 205
Hello,
As many of you know, I am a staff journalist on a popular technical journal site called Slashdot.org. Despite the ho-hum layout and the terrible grammar and spelling, teenage Linux users take this website very seriously and frequent reading the so-called "articles" that are posted there.
Because of the website's tremendous popularity, I am at an impeccible position to spread Windows and anti-Microsoft propaganda, similar to the way Adolf Hitler spread anti-Jew propaganda in the 30s. So far, my goals have been fulfilled as my pointless conspiracy against Microsoft has come to a head.
However, I am giving notice that come December, I will no longer be a part of the Slashdot.org conspiracy. I will be pursuing my lifelong dream - I will be working in the Adult Homosexual Business. While my goal of being a gay porno star will probably never be reached due to my miniscul penis size and my overall unsavory pedophiliac look, I will have the next best job of "warming up" the real stars. This process includes much sexual content without penetration so there is no chance I will be able to spread my multiple STDs to anyone else.
This is the opportunity of a lifetime for me, and although I know my position in the Slashdot community will certainly be missed, I must take this chance and go with my heart, my dreams, and my phallic urges. I treasure the respect I have received from all in the Slashdot community, and I hope so day our paths may cross again, as I have enjoyed the last years of my life immensely.
Best regards,
Rob Malda
As many of you know, I am a staff journalist on a popular technical journal site called Slashdot.org. Despite the ho-hum layout and the terrible grammar and spelling, teenage Linux users take this website very seriously and frequent reading the so-called "articles" that are posted there.
Because of the website's tremendous popularity, I am at an impeccible position to spread Windows and anti-Microsoft propaganda, similar to the way Adolf Hitler spread anti-Jew propaganda in the 30s. So far, my goals have been fulfilled as my pointless conspiracy against Microsoft has come to a head.
However, I am giving notice that come December, I will no longer be a part of the Slashdot.org conspiracy. I will be pursuing my lifelong dream - I will be working in the Adult Homosexual Business. While my goal of being a gay porno star will probably never be reached due to my miniscul penis size and my overall unsavory pedophiliac look, I will have the next best job of "warming up" the real stars. This process includes much sexual content without penetration so there is no chance I will be able to spread my multiple STDs to anyone else.
This is the opportunity of a lifetime for me, and although I know my position in the Slashdot community will certainly be missed, I must take this chance and go with my heart, my dreams, and my phallic urges. I treasure the respect I have received from all in the Slashdot community, and I hope so day our paths may cross again, as I have enjoyed the last years of my life immensely.
Best regards,
Rob Malda
