It kind of bugs me that people like these geniuses keep saying the we live in the matrix, but what I really think they mean is that we live in a simulation. When they say these things, and acting all profound, you expect them to get the basic constructs right! Matrix = real universe, but with a big Mofo electrode sticking in your spinal cord fooling your real brain. Simulation = simulated universe, simulated brain, ghosts all the way down. And I didn't read the article - i just wanted to sound like I knew what I was talking about.

But never been to bitcoin (or Alaska for that matter)

Study Finds Compulsive Facebook Usage Increases Sleep Deprivation

But, progress nevertheless, as the rocks are now much smaller! Nanorocks

NO he can't.

female_engineers++;

I'm going to take your "2×2 MIMO, single carrier Null Cyclic Prefix modulation" and trump it with my ingenious "3×3 MIMO, double carrier Pigeon"! Do your worst Nokia!

lol

I dunno, i think hydo power might be, and thats where my power comes from.

Sharks with hard drives riding laser beams into black holes

Or... if you can only fly over land, then make it illegal for them to take off and they can taxi all the way

We use PHP and have recently moved to the Laravel framework and PHP5.5. Small things like [] for array is great. Fast, and Laravel 4 means MVC. And , off topic, but apache (2.4) configuration is pants and makes no sense!

Its a secret.. dont tell anyone else.. ok?

Yup, I'm booking my ticket to Earth ASAP! , o wait..

Did they mention it makes up 23% of the universe?