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Submission + - Developer demands Pirate Bay not remove torrent (geek.com)

An anonymous reader writes: This week TPB got a very different e-mail, though. It was a “Notice of Ridiculous Activity” from a software developer who had found one of its apps cracked and listed as a torrent on TPB.

The app in question is called Memories developed by Coding Robots. Memories is marketed as the easiest way to keep a journal on your Mac. It costs $29.99 to buy after you’ve enjoyed a 30-day free trial. That of course didn’t stop someone cracking the software and making it available for free as a torrent.

Dmitry Chestnykh, founder of Coding Robots, noticed the cracked torrent and decided to download it to see what had been done. After using it he was upset, not because the cracked version was available, but because the cracker (named Minamoto) had done such a bad job of cracking it.

The best section of the e-mail has to be this, though:

        I demand that you don’t remove this torrent, so that people can laugh at Minamoto and CORE skills. However, I also demand the[sic] better crack to be made, so that it doesn’t cripple the user experience of my beautiful program.

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Funeral Being Held Today For IE6 194

An anonymous reader writes "More than 100 people, many of them dressed in black, are expected to gather around a coffin Thursday to say goodbye to an old friend. The deceased? Internet Explorer 6. The aging Web browser, survived by its descendants Internet Explorer 7 and Internet Explorer 8, is being eulogized at a tongue-in-cheek 'funeral' hosted by Aten Design Group, a design firm in Denver, Colorado."
Bug

Outlook 2010 Bug Creates Monster Email Files 126

Julie188 writes with this snippet from Network World "Office 2010 is still in beta and a patch is already out. Microsoft is trying to fix a bug in the email program Outlook 2010 Beta that creates unusually large e-mail files that take up too much space. The Outlook product team has offered a bug fix for both 32-bit and 64-bit systems that fixes the problem going forward, although previous emails will remain super-sized. This could be a problem for email programs that limit message sizes, such as Gmail or BlackBerry."

Comment Hypocrite (Score 1) 504

I work for one of Mr Murdoch's successful news operations. Specifically I work on one of their flagship web sites that gets about 40 million hits a week - and has embedded a full Google search solution. We engage the services of a prominent SEO company - one that works across a lot of web sites for this organisation. The main goal of this SEO part of work is to "rank highly on Google". Not "rank highly on search engines" - specifically Google. Mr Murdoch wants his free advertising on Google, and also wants to be paid for the privilege. We all know this is just "big business w*nking". He's on a crusade to try and make some money for nothing. It still irks.

Comment Embrace the modern religion! (Score 1) 434

>> A scrum master is not a manager. He's only mean to organise a handful of meetings and deal with impediments. These should not take any significant time.

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The Scrum Master does indeed manage impediments to the projects. They act as a "shit umbrella" - protecting the team from all external influences that are deemed detrimental to actually doing the job. They "keep a finger on the pulse" of the team - identifying problems (sometimes between individuals, sometimes with individuals, sometimes with external 3rd parties interfering). They are there to allow the team to develop the software they are employed to do... in a pleasant environment (that doesn't include phones ringing all the time, doesn't include constant multi-tasking, and doesn't include managers walking up and asking dumb questions every 2 minutes).

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I disagree with a previous poster that the "top people" should be Scrum Masters. Whilst the role must have someone with a strong personality and understanding of the business relationships between the project and the rest of the organisation (in a large corporate at least), they do not need to have any "hands-on" technical ability (or involvement). For similar reasons, an intern is probably not a good solution as Scrum Master either. So-called "soft" skills are more important here.

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The Scrum Master role is as facilitator - and to help "keep the team honest" with respect to Agile principles and process (regardless of what flavour your organisation has chosen to attempt).

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I've been working in Agile teams now for 4+ years - seen good and bad implementation... had lots of success - and some failures (don't we all). Agile tends to work with enthusiastic, smart, intelligent and "bright" people. It doesn't do so well if the people are dumb, unfocussed or demotivated. The Scrum Master role includes identifying these people and either working with them to "lift their game" - or works with HR to get them out of the team.

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I would object strongly if the Scrum Master role was not a full time position, and if they were wanting to act as some kind of technical team lead. Let developers do the development... let people who understand the technology stack make those recommendations... but don't confuse the roles :)

Comment Re:I've noticed this behavior (Score 1) 287

I noticed this exact same behaviour for the first time over the weekend on the Bulldog DSL (Pipex) plan I am on here in the UK. Everything stops for up to a couple of minutes, then everything works fine. Whilst this is happening all other network activity appears to work as normal. I really hope it's not a trend with ISPs out there!
User Journal

Journal Journal: Google requests removal of Google Maps support from MGMaps

Mobile GMaps (http://mgmaps.com) is a free Java application for Java-enabled phones, like my Sony Ericsson K790a, which turns your phone into a GPS-enabled mobile mapping system, complete with on-line tracking, custom mapping, and a slew of other features continually being added.

It's funny.  Laugh.

Submission + - Star Wars fan puts himself in Carbonite (thesneeze.com)

sneezesteve writes: How do you secure your nerd-cred for eternity? By acquiring a life-size replica of Han Solo in Carbonite, having Han's face removed, and replacing it with your own.

"It is made from fiberglass, and the short story is that a friend who is a special effects guy owned the piece, which was a direct casting off the original prop. He was moving, (aka getting married and yelled at) and asked me if I wanted it. I screamed a huge lispy "Yes!", and picked it up, but knew I wanted to do something cool with it. So I called my other nerdy special effects pals, and they offered to replace Harrison Ford's face with mine. I was so tired of hearing this offer in my daily life, but decided to finally consider it, so off it went.

KNB Effects in the valley took an algae mold of my entire head, then cut off Han Solo's, and replaced it with mine. They even added the frozen saliva that rushed out when Han got frozen."

Quickies

Submission + - Student finds 5000-year-old chewing gum (kierikki.fi)

itsthebin writes: "Sarah Pickin, 23, found the lump of birch bark tar — complete with neolithic tooth prints — on a dig in Finland. Ms Pickin's tutor at the University of Derby, Professor Trevor Brown, said birch bark tar contained phenols, which are antiseptic compounds. "It is generally believed that neolithic people found that by chewing this stuff if they had gum infections it helped to treat the condition. It's particularly significant because well-defined tooth imprints were found on the gum which Sarah discovered," he said. Ms Pickin was on a volunteer program at the Kierikki Centre on the west coast of Finland when she made the find. It is not for sale on Ebay yet :-)"
Science

German Physicists Claim Speed of Light Broken 429

Byzanthy writes "Two German physicists claim to have broken the speed of light by using 'microwave photons.' According to Einstein's special theory of relativity, it would require an infinite amount of energy to accelerate any object beyond the speed of light. However, Dr Gunter Nimtz and Dr Alfons Stahlhofen, of the University of Koblenz, say they did it by using a phenomenon known as quantum tunneling. The pair say they have conducted an experiment in which microwave photons — energetic packets of light — traveled 'instantaneously' between a pair of prisms that had been moved up to 3ft apart." New Scientist, however, is running an article that suggests Einstein can rest easy. Aephraim Steinberg, a quantum optics expert at the University of Toronto, explains that the German physicist's results aren't necessarily wrong, they are just being interpreted incorrectly.
The Internet

Submission + - A campaign to block Firefox users (whyfirefoxisblocked.com) 5

rarwes writes: A website is aiming at blocking Firefox users. This because a fraction of the Firefox users installed an Ad Blocker and thus stealing money from website owners that use ads. They recommend using IE, Opera or IE tab. From the site: Demographics have shown that not only are FireFox users a somewhat small percentage of the internet, they actually are even smaller in terms of online spending, therefore blocking FireFox seems to have only minimal financial drawbacks, whereas ending resource theft has tremendous financial rewards for honest, hard-working website owners and developers.
Supercomputing

Quantum Computing and Optically Controlled Electrons 74

eldavojohn writes "Researchers have released a new paper on quantum computing theorizing how to use optically controlled electrons to make an ultrafast quantum computer. From the article, "Scientists have designed a scheme to create one of the fastest quantum computers to date using light pulses to rotate electron spins, which serve as quantum bits. This technique improves the overall clock rate of the quantum computer, which could lead to the fastest potentially scalable quantum computing scheme of which the scientists are aware.""

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