What about the Orc planets? (Score 1)

I see Dwarf planets mentioned, but what about the Elf, Human, Hobbit, Orc, Ent, Uruk-Hai, and Troll planets?

Here is my proposal:

Earth and Earth-like ("Class M") planets shall be known as Human planets.

All planets with pointy ears shall be called Elf or Orc planets--depending on whether they are good or evil.

All big rocky planets (turned to stone by their sun, of course) shall be called Troll planets.

But big rocky planets covered with trees shall be called Ent planets.

Little planets shall be called Dwarf planets if they have lots of gems and precious metals.

Little planets consisting primarily of soil fit for growing things shall be called Hobbit planets.

Planets that look like some lab experiment gone wrong shall be called Uruk-Hai planets.

All planets not fitting these criteria shall be named after me, JediGrover! Bow to your new overlord--master of planets!