Let's get to LEO first, ELON.

Margaret Atwood foretells it again...

...my response is, "Gesundheit!"

...something else for Elon to buy, "improve," and rename.

is(are) clearly an invasive lifeform(s).

Welcome to the dawning of the Age of Unreality.

...Barron Trump all Along.

Vogon Constructor Fleet overshot the Sol System and is backing up.

Boeing is clearly a Vogon subsidiary and used the same emergency radio frequency.

1. What was the Starliner crew's involvement in the decision making?
2. Did the Starliner crew have final decision making rights/power overall?
3. Has Boeing begun the software update to allow automated undocking?
4. If yes, was the software update successful?

Question #2 would be very olde skool NASA, IMO, but may not be current thinking. IDK. Aside from that, the answers about the software updates seem most critical.

What I really need is a droid that understands the binary language of moisture vaporators.

I remember the first thing you asked someone was "A/S/L" before anything else....

This may be behind the rumors of a "thinner" new Apple Watch.

Is basically the internet personification of a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

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It has helium leaks now while on orbit.

Good luck with that.