It's for sure, maybe, and we'll let you know in a year or so.

Yes. It is true.

My wife is now able to keep her car keys stuck to her forehead.

Now all I have to do is say, "Did you check your forehead?" when she "loses" her keys. I am overwhelmed by her adjulation as she hails me as a hero many times per day.

Added Bonus: If I drop a small metal object in the shag carpet, she can find it for me.

Witness the devolution of evolution.
Not to mention the clever assurance of job security for decades (if not centuries) into the future fastidiously babysitting the bodily fluids of hapless coral.

Now is the time.

Smoke and mirrors.....and flashlights. Cool, man.

Anto-socialism = Wherein ants rule the world.

No, I mean there will be nothing for anybody.
People will be fighting over cats and dogs and sunflowers.
Dismantling their homes for fuel.
Et cetera.

Complete control over everything is their goal.
I'm not young but I would not be surprised if, one day, my wife and I find ourselves living in a tent somewhere, eating what we can catch or forage.

Anno Domini

http://wattsupwiththat.com/2011/10/01/icy-skepticism-hits-slashdot/

It's about time.

9.921 lbs.

...I assert that dinosaurs did not growl or make any other scary sounds...they mooed.

Bummer.

I'm sure that NextEra Energy Resources, a subsidiary of Florida Power & Light, was mortified.