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This is a general annoucement from ... um ... me.

    Women suck. Lying, cheating, evil bitches.

    That is all. Continue about your day.

   

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    by OctaneZ ( 73357 )
    they're not ALL evil.... SolemnDragon even admits to being 1/3 (sort of) good....
    • I'm 100% good, 1/3 of the time!

      50% good, 1/3 of the time.

      and of course, 100% Evil, 1/3 of the time.

      It's a lot of fun, actually. But... solemndragon will wash your mouth out if she catches you calling her a 'woman,' because gender is useless on the internet.

      I believe the phrase is... can't live with 'em, and arson is illegal.

      • If a little arson is the worst of your evilness, you aren't all that bad.. Some things just want to burn. {evil grin}


      • God, I don't believe I had to write down the math on this. My brain is out there. Well, that's what I get for showing up to work at 8am. Hell, this early in the morning, there are no witnesses to me being here. The rest of the staff won't start showing up for another 20 minutes..

        Just enough time for another smoke break, and to talk quietly to myself, contemplating things.. Unfortunately, the contemplations never get me anywhere, I'll decide exactly what to say that'll make everything right, and
        • i'm at work at 8 every morning. Different, isn't it?

          • I did this 8am thing once. It didn't work very well. I'd sit staring at the screen and half-answering phone calls til noon. Then I'd wake up, and work until well after everyone else left..

            Come to think of it, that's when me and my ex-wife were breaking up. I'd do anything to not have to go home, including work.. They didn't even pay me overtime, but they let me stop clocking in and out to be flexable with my hours. I could come and go as I pleased, because I always put in 60 hours/week. I lear
          • Try 6:30am... :(
  • Well, there are enough lying and cheating women out there that I can't stand up for all of my gender ... At any rate, I've gone through similar spells myself (with the difference that I felt all men were evil, lying, cheating scum).

    My sympathies for whatever you're going through right now. Hopefully you'll meet women who are less evil in future.

    -- YS

  • I'm about 75%, er, 50%, um... 25% sweet and innocent. :)


    • Hey bebbe, bring that score down to about 2%, and lets hook up.

      Just kidding.

      You'll understand when you get my email.

      For once, I don't really want to get with anyone. I want to meet a nice bartender who keeps serving me til I fall off the bar stool, and even then, they'll find me a more comfortable chair and keep serving me.

      And rounds for all my friends! Keep 'em flowing barkeep!

      No one's allowed to say "But I don't drink", or "But it's Monday morning, aren't we suppose to be working
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  • about whatever led you to this conclusion, but not all of us are entirely bad. We're no worse than men are.


    • Thanks..

      It's just women I date are bad.. I've come to this conclusion. I have no idea how to fix it.

      > yes, girls read /. too...

      I was actually very surprised by the number of women I've seen on here. Not today, just in general.

      Almost everyone I've met and worked with has been a guy. Except one woman, who is a programmer, has her own servers and her own Internet development company.

      I've only talked to one woman from /. in real life (on the phone), so I know she is a she. :)

      I
      • She sounds more like a leech. Ya'll might want to check into some marriage type counselling, cuz it sounds like there are some deep running issues. Just a thought.

        In the meantime, just relax and do things that you enjoy doing, and don't worry about "biker bitch" she sounds like a "Basket Case."

      • 1 - make a list of every woman you've ever dated or even been good friends with

        2 - make another list of every good aspect that was common to most/all of them

        3 - make a list of all the bad aspects that were common to most/all of them

        4 - now throw away the lists, that was just an exercise to get your mind pondering why exactly you end up with bitches and what it is that keeps the relationship going for longer than the first date.

        Now just keep pondering - remember and relive every relationship you've ever

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