Starcraft2... in installments.
Pay full price for the terran campaign, pay full price again for the zerg campaign, pay full price for the zerg, then pay full price again for the protoss.
Probably toss a lan extender campaign in there somewhere for full price (again) and you're paying $200+ for what originally was going to be a $50 game.
If you think EA is bad you ought to take a look at what Activision has been doing to the still warm corpse of Blizzard.
EA isn't nearly as bad from a games offering standpoint as people make them out to be (working for them is another matter entirely, of course)
Time to take stock. Go home with some office supplies.