Pretty Obvious what's going on here... (Score 1)

I can just see the Russian cosmonaut, gliding along a corridor, clipboard clutched under his arm, "Okay, I haf new data to examine, comrade-" He then arrives at the storage hold, finding the American floating like the Goodyear blimp above a pawed at casement of space-doughnuts, cheeks smeared with chocolate... "Damning it, you are again eating all of supplies!! You will be death of me, American goat-pig!!" PS- Go ahead & flame me; I'm American! lol