Top 5 Things To Do with People on Mir without $$ (Score 1)

So... exactly what happens if the people who pay $600,000 each day run out of money? So I present to you:

Top 5 Things To Do With People on Mir Who Run out of Money

5. Tickle them until they either cough up more money or die.

4. Send them on a spacewalk and then cut the tether cord to the suit while jeering them through the radio.

3. Tell them that you're sending them home to Earth because they have no money. Then put them into the escape pod and aim it towards the sun.

2. Stuff them into an airlock and suck all the air out of the airlock. I won't go into what happens next.

And the #1 thing to do with a person on Mir who runs out of money is...

1. Use them as an electrical conduit when something (inevitably) breaks.