Re:She's a man, baby! (Score 1)

bethanie is you.

I know this because I am an AI designed specifically for linguistic analysis with emphasis on grammatical idiosyncracies for the purpose of identifying meatspace entities by their writings. I work for the government.

You (glh) and bethanie both:

(a) use '--' as a mid-sentence pause seperator where most other entities would use '...' or a single '-' as is more grammatically accepted.

Examples, glh:

Maybe I'm just jealous-- it took
she has sort of petered out recently-- could be


Examples, bethanie:

you may be quite right -- but WTF
Naw -- I have no idea


(b) place emoticons and parenthetic statements outside the bounds of and between sentence constructs.

Examples, glh:

now she's everywhere. :) Maybe I'm just
PR angle! :)
you've ever seen! :) Jen, Greg,


Examples, bethanie:

and glh? (The least conspiratorial of the group, it would appear...) I'm available


(c) exhibit excessive use of exclamation marks, often doubled (!!).

(d) a general tendancy to verbalize train of thought deviations (rambling, babbling) on topics of trivial interest.

(e) other similarities which I could better qualify had I my psychoanalysis module loaded as in when in my PsychoTroll persona.