That's the best soviet russia joke I've heard in a long time.

Just do what my school does and make assignments worth 10 - 15% and expect some noise. For a lot of professors, assignments are really only meant to keep the student up to date on the material. The students that rely on WolframAlpha will only end up screwing themselves over.

ok, ok, we'll stop being redundant. just don't throw a chair at him.