Which brings us back to... (Score 1)

...the horrible 'instability' present in Red Hat... and the 'needs' you have (other than the ability to cuddle up to the usual Red Hat hating gang of poseurs.

p.s. I hate Slackware.

p.p.s. All those pesky questions Debian asks you are good for you. Maybe once you've figured out how your computer works, you'll be able to answer them.

p.p.p.s Nice comeback. Made Unca Insinkerator mist up a little.