"that leaves all 100 taxpayer clades unhurt"
In economics this is called Pareto efficiency. A change that makes at least one person better off and no one worse off. With complex systems it is notoriously hard to do. Undoubtedly the model proposed could create a better tax system, but nothing short of a miracle would be able to make the system better without making at least a few people worse off. Some of the cruft that would be cut out would hurt someone, and re-balancing another part of the tax system to compensate would affect more people than were originally affected by the cruft. Then you'd have to try and re-balance somewhere else, and that would affect people who weren't affected by either of the first two changes. The interconnectedness of complex systems makes Pareto efficiency fiendishly hard.
To truly make the system better some people are going to feel pain. Trying to fix it without hurting anyone at all is like trying to live in the land of rainbows and unicorns. A very pretty dream.