Events taking place on the surface of the sun should not be described as "morning." It's always noon on the sun. Duh.

This is not what Immaculate Conception means. The Immaculate Conception is the conception of Mary, not of Jesus, with the idea being that Mary is conceived without original sin so as to make her a proper vessel for Jesus. Then again, since snakes don't have original sin, maybe every snake conception is immaculate.

Taking the Dalai Lama picture, I get two different results from MSPaint. If I paste the image into a new file, deselect, and then scale the entire image by 50% (in each direction so to 1/4 size), I get the gray box. However, if I select all, and then scale by 50%, I get an odd magenta Dalai Lama. Any insights as to why this might be?

My favorite part is the suggestion that the elderly are under-represented, and that under-represented groups will fall behind in interest in technology. In other words, the reason grandma still has AOL is because she can't find enough video game characters she identifies with. Fantastic.

Goal: No one should be killed or injured in a Volvo car
Solution: Do not put doors on Volvos.

That took about five minutes. If anyone needs me, I'll be on break until 2020.