Here's the thing, you don't even have to hack any machines to throw an election. You just have to cry "foul", and then everyone gets in a tizzy about a recount. Not to mention all the dead people voting.
I saw a stat(can't remember source) that showed out of 100% of registered voters in one particular area something like 120% actually voted.
When you can create a paradox like that who cares who can hack what. And I don't think this is some sort of propaganda from some sort of special conspiracy theory group. I grew up in Lake County, Indiana, and dead people voting has happened many times in my lifetime there.

well hell, I'm all those things. And I knew a psych student who (as all psych students do, diagnose those around them) was kind enough(sarcasm) to proclaim me a sociopath.
I don't know if I am or not, and really don't care cause knowing doesn't change anything.
What I do know is that when I was about 6 or so I had a convo with myself about why other peoples feeling should matter, and chose to operate as if they did matter, as an aid to fitting in.
Oh, how wonderful that turned out. Sociopath or not, I sure have a hard time with social and interpersonal interaction and relationships.
But I've never commited any major crimes(speeding doesn't count) and can't see myself hurting an innocent without remorse.

why thank you. I was standing when I wrote it, so does that make me a stand-up comedian?

This is perfect! I can just quit my job, and bet on myself. And my mom said playing games would do nothing for me.

lol, you sir, are correct.
It's a function where x = 3, y = 7, 3 is the universal number for scotch whiskey, and 7 is the universal number for the coolest man alive(thats me), and I was all sorts of high on some "3". I believe it looks like this

x + y = lack of brain function
Actually it's more like 3.2 mil or so, depending on breakfast.
Although, I'm pretty sure I could hear her nagging from orbit.
Do you think she'd get cell reception up there?
Maybe I could just send myself, and "forget" my phone.

weeellll. By my calculation, it would cost almost 800,000 to send my ex-wife.

what about making a electric toothbrush out of a dildo?

Hard drives keep getting bigger cause they are watching porn. Get it? The hard drive is watching porn. Man, I kill myself.

I flew one way to NYC for vacation thinking I could use it as a free ride home. When they called my wife to confirm she would accept me in she said "no way, the bastard is your problem now!"

I tried to understand this article, but my cortex deally must be mushified from all my games.

uuummmmm...what?