If so, any suggestions for my computer's next hobby?

It will never work, since Trump supporters communicate via CB radio.

That's not a rut, it's a furrow.

Nothing more dangerous than a dyslexic hacktivist...

The Soviet Union was a developer and user of phage therapy -- viruses adapted to target undesirable bacteria -- since way back last century (1920s as I recall). Maybe our "advanced" agency should look into this old technology -- we could sure use a phage that works against MRSA. Of course this approach presents hazards of its own....

There are 30,000 celebrities?