It's not as if Google ever actually intended to buy Yahoo, either.
But seriously, in this discussion no one said anything about buying until you did. So what relevance does googles intention or not to buy yahoo have to a discussion which essentially boils down to "Mommy he's touching me", "No, she touched me first","He pulled my hair.", "But only because she stole my toy." all the way back to 1995.
What the world *really* needs is a good Automatic Bicycle Sharpener.