Sex, swimming, squash and snooker... anything beginning with S is great. Sex must be one of the best forms of exercise, 'cause all the pro sportsmen are desperate to get as much as they can! Be it basketball, golf or the greatest sport ever american football. Gyms are one of the best places to go, ever. It's a shame most of /. are scared of weights though ;( Love you all my little nerds.

I heard that BP were looking at drilling another oil well, pretty damn close to the one they haven't even fixed just after they have 'repaired' it. Where will BP strike next?!

Hey, look! Did you see the iFAIL instead of iPHONE. understand? OMG you're sooo observant with noticing that 'appulzzzz' was spelt wrong. It's a job well done to you sonny.

Just don't but apple! Simple. Let all the fanbois think they're cool with the 'appulzzzz' and then laugh when their call drops just as they're telling you how 'great' the iFAIL is.

bi polar shrimp and manic depressive shrimp are the same... just different names for the same. So it is your list -1.

I recon Sir Kill-a-lot would still have it in a fight.

prawn again! Swim to the light my child and we will accept you. On a serious note. People can be sooooo depressed that they CBA to kill them self, so they start taking AD's and then 3-4 weeks later kill them self when they have motivation. :(

If only it could be /kickandban. Take that bitch, no more internet for you.

Wouldn't have happened then. Simples. How come nobody is talking about the crocodile that was 'ridden' last night and bit a mans leg! apparently he was just browsing /. on his underwater device and a man tried riding him.

boom boom!

The 4th is out now, it is time for you to have a remote for the remote!